Christian Reflection and Prayer

Meditations and Prayers

2009/7/31

SQUIRRELS IN THE CHURCH

@ 04:21 PM (3 months, 25 days ago)

A small town had four churches Presbyterian,
Methodist, Catholic  and Baptist.
All four had a serious problem with squirrels
in the church. Each  church in its own fashion
had a meeting to deal with the problem.

The Presbyterians decided that it was
predestined that squirrels  be in the church
and that they would just have to live with them.

The Methodists decided they should deal with
the squirrels lovingly  in the style of Charles
Wesley. They humanely trapped them and
released them in a park at the edge of town.
 Within 3 days, they were  all  back in the church.

The Catholics also humanely trapped them and
attempted to teach  them the "rhythm" method
which of course did not work.

The Baptists had the best solution. They voted
the squirrels in as  members Now they only see
them at  Christmas and Easter.

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